who’s who at skizzlz
the execs
These are the folks you want to suck up to, because they’ll be the ones choosing the VidTV feature band.
MALLORY CHASE (Brett) & SUKI WEINBERG (Julie) Both co-founders of SnM Records. More foe than friend.
SHOOKI WEINWEIN (Sheri) Suki’s assistant
GIANNI RUSSO (Richard): businessman and investor and uncle to Shag’s Kitty.
acid death
Head banging, loud, heavy metal pumping, partaaaay! Andy Skizzlz was their smokin’ guitar player until he suddenly joined Skizzlz without any explanation. Band kinda pissed about that. Plus, is Phoenix Le Mal related to Simon Le Mal? ‘Cuz there be a Le Mal Castle up for inheritance! Ask them about their track, Lick My Chimp.
JADE, lead singer (Stasi)
TAMMI ROCKET, keyboards (Catherine) PHOENIX LE MAL, drums (Carla)
THOCK LIDZSTROM, lead guitar (Scott) SKANK PFEFFERPFEFFEN, bass (Dan)
BASHER FLICKLENBLICKEN, rhythm guitar (Eric)
SKIZZLZ
The Darlings of SnM Records and huge stars at the opening of their newest album, Lick My Monkey. Sadly, their lead singer was electrocuted, so they’ve brought Jon-Paul St. Amour from K-Nein to take his place. Andy Skizzlz is also a recruit - suddenly one day leaving Acid Death to join Skizzlz.
SIMON LE MAL, lead singer (DECEASED)
JON-PAUL ST. AMOUR, lead singer (Douglas)
NIKI SKIZZLZ, keyboard (Jennifer) JOHN SKIZZLZ, bass (Asher)
ANDY SKIZZLZ, guitar (Tom) ROGER TAYLOR, drums (David)
Ky-jellee
This mostly (but not all!) girl band is badass punk hard alternative fun. Highly competitive with their nemesis, Shag. Ask about their Punk Detective plans.
ROBIN HERPES, bass (Melissa) GINA RAUNCH, rhythm guitar (Renee)
MOXIE NAJA, lead singer (Johanna) BILLY VILE, keyboard (Larry)
MAGGIE SPUTUM, lead guitar (Alissa) CHEEKY RANCID, drums
psychic space rocket
Quirky, eccentric, fun, edgy creative group that’s unpredictable. Ask them about “CrutAid” and “Rats!” You’ll want to be part of those.
ORBIT BOY, vocals & keyboard (Trip) ELOISE ORION, drums (Laura)
LUNA LENT, vocals & bass (Erin ZEPHYR STARDUST, vocals & guitar (Stacey)
shag
This hot girl band may be cute but they are edgy, alternative, and badass. Longtime rivals of KY Jellee. Familial connection to Gianni Russo through his niece, Kitty. Pop Rocks, anyone?
KIKI CARLYLE (Annie) PINKY RAMONE (Tara) KITTY RUSSO (Lucy)
CHARLI D’ANGEL (Pam) BITSY MALONE (Erin H.)
purpearl and the magenta mayhem
Huge megastar equal to Skizzlz but more fashionable. PurpEarl is also Simon’s cousin and might be due to inherit the LeMal Castle. Wasn’t this party originally intended for the debut of their album, UltraViolet? Care to join their upcoming tour as the opening act? Known for some ‘Magenta Magic’ with their sorceress in the purple arts, Violet.
THE DUKE OF EARL AKA THE EARL OF PURPLE AKA PURPEARL (Elie)
INDIGO (Andrew) VIOLET (Mari) LAVENDER (Sadaf) ORCHID (Jeff)
K-nein
They are art. Gothy, pretentious, once art students from the Continent at University of European. Ask about their Manifesto. Jon-Paul St. Amour was a member until he abruptly left and joined Skizzlz replacing Simon Le Mal. They’re the life or death of a party.
ASTRID DER STRÖMENSEN, backup vocal moans of agony (Penny)
GRETA VAN HELSING, glockenspiel (Angela)
GÜNTER SCHMEINHARTENBERGER, dulcimer (Avi)
HANNA RICHTER electric triangle, (Toya)
INGRID GÜRGENHÖFL, zither (Janna)
TRÖND BLÜMSPRACHTEN, lead creator of loud a-melodic vocal tones (Tayliss)
whack!
Fun band, leans just to the pop side of alternative. A sexy bunch with do-gooder hearts. Ask them about the Clovanian Fund and CloveAid. Will always honor their once co-lead singer on their way to fame, Shaun Cassidy, before he was killed in the street. The murderer remains at large.
ALFIE, lead singer (Nat) FREDDIE, other singer (Todd)
PEPSI, other instruments (Ric) SHIRLEY, other instruments (Chitra)
